Here are the answers to the jokes I asked yesterday.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
- To see a man lay bricks.
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
- If they answer “You can tune a piano but you can’t tune a fish” say “Yes you can, just change it’s scales. If they say “I don’t know.” you say “You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish.
Why did the snakes stay in the ark even though God said “Go forth and multiply”?
- They were adders.
Who is a better boxer, a bean, or a bird?
- The bean, He’s no chicken.
How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
- One, but he uses at least three bulbs.