Category Archives: Writing

Public Interest Poll Pt. 3

  1. What do you most like to cook/bake?
  2. Are you frightened by insects?
  3. How big are those insects?
  4. Do they pull your hair?
  5. What’s your favorite thing to do?
  6. Does it involve train tracks?

I would greatly appreciate it if you fill out this form and post it in the comments. Feel free to skip questions or write N/A.

Public Interest Poll Pt. 2

  1. How old are you?
  2. What’s 1+1?
  3. What does Thursday smell like?
  4. What color is Sunday?
  5. What kind of animal is Monday?
  6. What color is that animal?

I would greatly appreciate it if you fill out this form and post it in the comments.

Feel free to skip questions or write N/A.

Public Interest Poll Pt. 1

Yesterday I created a public interest poll with Andrea and Megan as my test audience. Here are my first six questions:

  1. What is your favorite color?
  2. How many pets do you have?
  3. If you have one or more, which pet is your favorite?
  4. What is your favorite food?
  5. What’s your favorite type of cracker?
  6. What’s your favorite movie?

I would greatly appreciate it if you fill out this form and post it in the comments. Feel free to skip questions or write N/A.

Easy Sizing Chart

Pixies are smaller than Hobbits
and Elves are taller than Kelpies.
With that Gnomes are smaller than Bunyips
and Fauns are taller than Dwarfs.
So larger small Dragons are bigger than a Centaur,
and a Stoor Worm is larger than a Merman.
Thus Orcs are shorter than your average Gryphon,
So how big is a shorter tall Selkie?

The Tale of the Tune

A tune of darkness, a tune of fear,
A tune of evil far and near.

In the mountain steep and tall,
Listen for it and hear it's call
Hear the dragon’s mournful song,
That happened ago, many ages long.

Hear the tune of darkness, the tune of fear,
The tune of evil far and near.

The dragon came and shook the ground,
Destroying everything he found,
Crushing towns and waterways,
And the homes of all the Fay.

That woeful song, that tune of fears,
The tune of evil, that tune of teSelkiears.

The Pixies were shocked, the Fairies wept,
Then went the where their spells were kept,
They sent the dragon to live in,
That tall and terrible mountain.

That woeful song, made from fears,
From Pixie curses, and dragon tears.

Warning

If toesies are blue
And noses are red
And have severe frostbite
You'll soon be dead

Flopsy’s Notes: Happy Birthday

Dear Daddy I wrote a poem for you!

Daddy, this is a poem for you
But it's OK to let others read too
Happy birthday to you
You've been married 51 years
Through many happy moments and tears
(And you have me too)!
You've had ten children and me
And many grandchildren that see
That you're awesome and fun
And they love you a ton
And know you're also first rate.
I love you lots (and Mommy does too)
Happy birthday to you
And I hope your day is great!
Thor and I celebrating your Birthday!

Happy birthday Daddy!

Pumpkins

Pies and other things
Use this colored squash
Many of these things are delicious
Picking them is also fun and so is
Keeping them to carve
Indians call this one of the three sisters. At
Night some of these are lit with candles
So bright

Between

Squirrels whisk away nuts into trees
Other animals go North if they please.
Some have new houses to mold
They stay, even during the cold.
The leaves fall with bright hues
Red and orange and yellow too.
Flowers are dying because they know,
It is between the Summer and the snow.

Four Little Pumpkins

Four little pumpkins sit on an edge,
One fell off and busted his head,
Momma called the vegetarian and they said,
"Make a meal out of his head".
Three little pumpkins sit on an edge,
One fell off and cracked his head,
Momma called the vegetarian and they said,
"Make a pie out of his head".
Two little pumpkins sit on an edge,
One fell off and smashed his head,
Momma called the vegetarian and they said,
"Make soup out of his head".
One little pumpkin sat on an edge,
Looking nice with no dents on his head,
Momma saw the pumpkin and Momma said,
"Lets make a Jack-O-Lantern from his head".