Here are the answers to the jokes I asked yesterday.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

• To see a man lay bricks.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

• If they answer “You can tune a piano but you can’t tune a fish” say “Yes you can, just change it’s scales. If they say  “I don’t know.” you say “You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish.

Why did the snakes stay in the ark even though God said “Go forth and multiply”?

• They were adders.

Who is a better boxer, a bean, or a bird?

• The bean, He’s no chicken.

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

• One, but he uses at least three bulbs.