Author Archives: Adrian

Happy Throw Short People Day!

As long as the person that you throw is under 5’6″ you may throw them without permission today. Please use care and consideration. Remember; lift with your knees and not with your back.

(If you are under 5’6″, you better hide)

Okras Vs. Orcas

While Mom and I were taking trash to the dump we got into a discussion; which was more dangerous; an okra or an orca?

Now Mom said it was an orca, because, even though they look beautiful, they turn dangerous when they want to attack. I said okras, because they are vegetables, and something like 1.8 million people each year die from enough fruit and vegetable intake… or something like that (those five year-olds know what we need to eat. Right?). And only 10 people are killed by sharks each year.

What do you think? Which is more dangerous; an okra or an orca?

Public Interest Poll Pt. 3

  1. What do you most like to cook/bake?
  2. Are you frightened by insects?
  3. How big are those insects?
  4. Do they pull your hair?
  5. What’s your favorite thing to do?
  6. Does it involve train tracks?

I would greatly appreciate it if you fill out this form and post it in the comments. Feel free to skip questions or write N/A.

Fifteen

Public Interest Poll Pt. 2

  1. How old are you?
  2. What’s 1+1?
  3. What does Thursday smell like?
  4. What color is Sunday?
  5. What kind of animal is Monday?
  6. What color is that animal?

I would greatly appreciate it if you fill out this form and post it in the comments.

Feel free to skip questions or write N/A.

Public Interest Poll Pt. 1

Yesterday I created a public interest poll with Andrea and Megan as my test audience. Here are my first six questions:

  1. What is your favorite color?
  2. How many pets do you have?
  3. If you have one or more, which pet is your favorite?
  4. What is your favorite food?
  5. What’s your favorite type of cracker?
  6. What’s your favorite movie?

I would greatly appreciate it if you fill out this form and post it in the comments. Feel free to skip questions or write N/A.

Electricity Out

Spent the first weekend of the new year without electricity. I was able to catch up on some Sudoku puzzles 🙂

Easy Sizing Chart

Pixies are smaller than Hobbits
and Elves are taller than Kelpies.
With that Gnomes are smaller than Bunyips
and Fauns are taller than Dwarfs.
So larger small Dragons are bigger than a Centaur,
and a Stoor Worm is larger than a Merman.
Thus Orcs are shorter than your average Gryphon,
So how big is a shorter tall Selkie?