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Answers to Jokes

Here are the answers to the jokes I asked yesterday.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

  • To see a man lay bricks.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

  • If they answer “You can tune a piano but you can’t tune a fish” say “Yes you can, just change it’s scales. If they say  “I don’t know.” you say “You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish.

Why did the snakes stay in the ark even though God said “Go forth and multiply”?

  • They were adders.

Who is a better boxer, a bean, or a bird?

  • The bean, He’s no chicken.

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

  • One, but he uses at least three bulbs.

Jokes

The other day Daddy, Mark, and I had a joke competition. Mark won but I got second place.

If you do not know any good jokes or need some new ones here some are to get you thinking:

  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
  • Why did the snakes stay in the ark even though God said “Go forth and multiply”?
  • Who is a better boxer, a bean, or a bird?
  • How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

I will post the answers tomorrow 🙂

If you have any jokes, I would love to try to guess them. Please add them to the comments 🙂  Thanks!

Playing with Jonathan

For a few weeks we babysat our cousin Jonathan when Grandma and Grandpa went on vacation. At first he was not happy coming over, but soon he had LOTS of fun and liked seeing the butterflies and goats. He taught us that butterflies say “Ahrrrrr”. We also went to the dump and he saw and talked about the birds and the trucks. Then we went to the library, Jonathan sat and looked at the fish with Audrey.

Another day we were playing in the sprinkler, Jonathan was having lots of fun. He liked running under the sprinkler when it made arches that you can walk through. He also enjoyed it when we dumped water over his head.

Later we went to the park with him and played on the playground. He tried all the slides and climbed up a net-like latter. We went up the tower and Jonathan ran up and down the slope. He liked playing with bubbles, and when we left he was exhausted. I had fun being a babysitter in training.

The Headless Horseman, The School Teacher, and the Covered Bridge.

I designed this LEGO set. My Ichabod Crane has not vanished yet, hopefully he never does. But I did add a head to the Headless Horseman.

Releasing Butterflies

We released butterflies at the park and in our backyard. Most of them flew off quickly but a few stayed on for a while.

Tournament

Yesterday we had our soccer tournament. Only four players of my team showed up. The game was hard but fun.

My coach thought it would be good to give the goalie a break, so I got to be goalie. I have been goalie once before last year.  Dr. Simon, a friend from church, coached me while we played. I got at least two balls out.

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We did not win but it was a good game even though we were quite hot and sweaty. Hope next year will be as fun!

Flying Kites

We went to the park and flew kites. Only one worked and all of us played with it. The wind blew good then it stopped and kept blowing good then stopping. We had a contest on who could keep it up the longest. We do not know if Andrea or I won. Once we were done we had doughnuts for lunch.

National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day -15 May!

    Today is National Chocolate Chip Cookie day! I made some cookies with Megan. They are delicious. Here is how you make them:

    • 1 Cup Butter
    • 3/4 Cup Sugar
    • 3/4 Cup Brown sugar (We use 3/4 Cup sugar and add some molasses)
    • 1 Egg
    • 1 Teaspoon vanilla
    • 2 1/4 Cups flour
    • 1 Teaspoon baking soda
    • 1/4 Teaspoon salt
    • 1 Cup Chocolate chips plus more for on the top

 

  1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees
  2. Beat together butter, sugars, and egg
  3. Add flour, soda, and salt. Mix well
  4. Fold in 1 Cup Chocolate chips the sough will be stiff
  5.  Drop on a ungreased cookie sheet and put 2 or 3 chocolate chips
  6. Bake at 375 degrees for 8 to 10 minutes until edges are golden brown
  7. Remove to cool immediately
  8. Eat when cool***You can roll into 2 inch logs and freeze

    **You can eat when hot but they might burn your tongue