Here are the answers to the jokes I asked yesterday.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
- To see a man lay bricks.
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
- If they answer “You can tune a piano but you can’t tune a fish” say “Yes you can, just change it’s scales. If they say “I don’t know.” you say “You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish.
Why did the snakes stay in the ark even though God said “Go forth and multiply”?
- They were adders.
Who is a better boxer, a bean, or a bird?
- The bean, He’s no chicken.
How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
- One, but he uses at least three bulbs.
Another day we were playing in the sprinkler, Jonathan was having lots of fun. He liked running under the sprinkler when it made arches that you can walk through. He also enjoyed it when we dumped water over his head.












