30

Jun. ’21

Okras Vs. Orcas

While Mom and I were taking trash to the dump we got into a discussion; which was more dangerous; an okra or an orca?

Now Mom said it was an orca, because, even though they look beautiful, they turn dangerous when they want to attack. I said okras, because they are vegetables, and something like 1.8 million people each year die from enough fruit and vegetable intake… or something like that (those five year-olds know what we need to eat. Right?). And only 10 people are killed by sharks each year.

What do you think? Which is more dangerous; an okra or an orca?

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30

Mar. ’21

Public Interest Poll Pt. 3

  1. What do you most like to cook/bake?
  2. Are you frightened by insects?
  3. How big are those insects?
  4. Do they pull your hair?
  5. What’s your favorite thing to do?
  6. Does it involve train tracks?

I would greatly appreciate it if you fill out this form and post it in the comments. Feel free to skip questions or write N/A.

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21

Mar. ’21

Fifteen

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15

Mar. ’21

Public Interest Poll Pt. 2

  1. How old are you?
  2. What’s 1+1?
  3. What does Thursday smell like?
  4. What color is Sunday?
  5. What kind of animal is Monday?
  6. What color is that animal?

I would greatly appreciate it if you fill out this form and post it in the comments.

Feel free to skip questions or write N/A.

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15

Mar. ’21

Public Interest Poll Pt. 1

Yesterday I created a public interest poll with Andrea and Megan as my test audience. Here are my first six questions:

  1. What is your favorite color?
  2. How many pets do you have?
  3. If you have one or more, which pet is your favorite?
  4. What is your favorite food?
  5. What’s your favorite type of cracker?
  6. What’s your favorite movie?

I would greatly appreciate it if you fill out this form and post it in the comments. Feel free to skip questions or write N/A.

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07

Jan. ’21

Electricity Out

Spent the first weekend of the new year without electricity. I was able to catch up on some Sudoku puzzles 🙂

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17

Dec. ’20

Easy Sizing Chart 

Pixies are smaller than Hobbits
and Elves are taller than Kelpies.
With that Gnomes are smaller than Bunyips
and Fauns are taller than Dwarfs.
So larger small Dragons are bigger than a Centaur,
and a Stoor Worm is larger than a Merman.
Thus Orcs are shorter than your average Gryphon,
So how big is a shorter tall Selkie?

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16

Dec. ’20

The Tale of the Tune 

A tune of darkness, a tune of fear,
A tune of evil far and near.

In the mountain steep and tall,
Listen for it and hear it's call
Hear the dragon’s mournful song,
That happened ago, many ages long.

Hear the tune of darkness, the tune of fear,
The tune of evil far and near.

The dragon came and shook the ground,
Destroying everything he found,
Crushing towns and waterways,
And the homes of all the Fay.

That woeful song, that tune of fears,
The tune of evil, that tune of teSelkiears.

The Pixies were shocked, the Fairies wept,
Then went the where their spells were kept,
They sent the dragon to live in,
That tall and terrible mountain.

That woeful song, made from fears,
From Pixie curses, and dragon tears.
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